Ted's Fun Links

The Poop Report
Reminds me of my bands the Buttocks and Natural Log.

Prime number shitting bear
Math and poop. What a combination!

Personality Disorder Test
Find out if you are as crazy as everyone says you are.

ThinkGeek.com
Fun geek toys and geek wear.

Weekly World News
No need to look at it in the checkout line any more!

Urban Legends
Find some good ones to share at the next office party. My favorite is the "toilet spider" (of course).

JabberWacky
Like Eliza, only more annoying. Reminds me of those days porting Eliza from BASIC to C.

Jack Horkheimer - Star Hustler, er, uh... GAZER
I love it when PBS plays him just before going off the air. The world just wouldn't be the same.

Bubblegun
I have no clue, but it caused me uncontrollable laughing fits. Those zany Brits!

Distributed Proofreaders
Contribute to Project Gutenberg by doing some proofreading.

The Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search
Don't want to search for little green men with SETI@Home? Search for huge prime numbers instead.

Rogue
I thought The Legend of Zelda (NES) was great, until I played this! Try the Java version.

World Of Mathematics
Math is loads of fun. regardless of what anyone says. Also see PlanetMath.org.

Movie Reviews
By me.

HoaxBusters
Lots of hilarious chain letters to read.

ManBeef International Meats
Catering to the sophisticated human meat consumer.

Japanese Engrish
The perfect Goods to climax a happy occasion....

Americans For Purity
The tagline says it all: Winning The War On Masturbation.

Maryland State Dept. of Assessments and Taxation
Fun? You bet! Find out who lives next door, and how much they paid for their house. Click on Search, then Real Property Search. A stalker's dream come true.

SETI@home
Search for Little Green Men on your home PC! Behold, the mystic portal awaits!

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.

Suck.com
The Internet sucks. Irreverant commentary with a twist of Internet.

Kellogg's Pop-Tarts
My own page. The Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow Torch link is here.

Fortean Times
"A monthly magazine of news, reviews and research on strange phenomena and experiences, curiosities, prodigies and portents."

The Internet Movie Database
Complete information on a huge assortment of movies. Great search capabilities.

FilmValues.com
Great movie review site. Focuses on providing enough info to decide whether to let the kids see a movie. Even if you don't have kids, the reviews are very thorough and unbiased. For each review, pointers to other related films are given.

Coming Soon
Upcoming DVD release dates. Pretty lousy site, wish there was a better source for this.

Potato Cannon
Build your own spud launcher.

Science: Space Telescope Science Institute | Bill Nye the Science Guy | Solar Physics at NASA
Peanuts - Snoopy, Charlie Brown, et al.
Doctor Who: Episode Guide and Jelly Babies
Flight Sim Archives

TV Fun

Actually I hate TV. But here are a few shows that have some vague relevance to my life.

Growing Pains - In High School, Kabibi Mpoko (a People's Drug Store co-worker) told me that I reminded her of Mike on Growing Pains. Now that I've actually sampled the show, I'd say she was pretty close. Except for the womanizing part. Unfortunately.
My "So Called" Life Scripts - Claire Danes makes me hyperventilate.
The Famous Diff'rent Strokes *Raunchy* Child Molester Episode - I always found that episode rather disturbing. This guy's re-write is even more so.

Useful Fun

Miscellaneous

Missing Fun

These were great links. Where did they go? How could they remove them!?

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